Post by Ohnmus on Feb 10, 2016 6:35:10 GMT
"As one should know, An aunt is obviously not without its uncle as that uncle be named The Cowuncle or Uncle Cow as you may prefer (This may sound odd as I shall explain why in a later time). You see, we musn't forget that strawberry milk is not purely its own entity but a combination of things which brings it to its absolute purity. Aunt Becky is the strawberry to Uncle Cow being the milk.
More importantly, at least as of today's times. One should realize that Aunt Becky and Uncle Cow are destined concepts spread throughout the world. You see, The cow would be the first one to exist and would raise its two children with its teets. This cow was called Aunt Cow at the time. This milk was no ordinary milk however for it gave the children divine powers. Eventually, said children would become adults and end up helping to protect Aunt Cow and her brother from the great evil forces. Said children were taught not only combat skills but also discipline and manners.
The situation of a man and his sister as a cow goes back far as we shall not explore that today. However, I will tell you that this cow was not originally a cow but was able to become one by the great sacred process of Apoboustheosis where many strive greatly to happen to them one day so
they may help bring joy to all providing half of the greatest substance ever made."
Yeah I know, I'm not the lead organizer, that was sort of my job and mainly Hellscribe's but we're out man. This was back then when we tried to uphold this mystical presence which I'll be frank here, it was pretty stupid. The best thing we can do to invite and get people to believe us is simply be normal and press them with facts. Maybe I thought some of the guests there would be convinced by it but I dunno, looking back I think it ends up scaring more people away. It's pretty crazy how much I changed my style. You can actually see the difference by comparing these old paragraphs and the one I'm writing right now. Whoops, I went off another tangent. lol.
So basically I aint claiming this to be the official lore but just take a look at it man, maybe we can talk about it more next time.
More importantly, at least as of today's times. One should realize that Aunt Becky and Uncle Cow are destined concepts spread throughout the world. You see, The cow would be the first one to exist and would raise its two children with its teets. This cow was called Aunt Cow at the time. This milk was no ordinary milk however for it gave the children divine powers. Eventually, said children would become adults and end up helping to protect Aunt Cow and her brother from the great evil forces. Said children were taught not only combat skills but also discipline and manners.
The situation of a man and his sister as a cow goes back far as we shall not explore that today. However, I will tell you that this cow was not originally a cow but was able to become one by the great sacred process of Apoboustheosis where many strive greatly to happen to them one day so
they may help bring joy to all providing half of the greatest substance ever made."
Yeah I know, I'm not the lead organizer, that was sort of my job and mainly Hellscribe's but we're out man. This was back then when we tried to uphold this mystical presence which I'll be frank here, it was pretty stupid. The best thing we can do to invite and get people to believe us is simply be normal and press them with facts. Maybe I thought some of the guests there would be convinced by it but I dunno, looking back I think it ends up scaring more people away. It's pretty crazy how much I changed my style. You can actually see the difference by comparing these old paragraphs and the one I'm writing right now. Whoops, I went off another tangent. lol.
So basically I aint claiming this to be the official lore but just take a look at it man, maybe we can talk about it more next time.
